Toots & Poops

thingsinbetween: As I have maybe mentioned before, there is a...

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:53:22 -0400

As I have maybe mentioned before, there is a real fascination with poop and poop humor here, in Korea. I’ve seen poop-shaped pastries and desserts, pencil cases, stuffed animals, key chains, anything poop-shaped you could possibly imagine — you can probably find it here.

My time in Korea is nearing an end and to commemorate my amazing year here I decided to get some ink. I didn’t want to be “that foreigner” with something written in Korean because

A) that’s fucking lame,

B) I don’t even speak Korean all that well.

So, because I have this affinity to poop humor I went with what you see above. I find them both hilarious and I couldn’t have been happier with the way they turned out. I will be laughing about this until I’m a senile, old man.

The fucking BEST tattoos ever!

YOU MADE ME!

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 01:34:08 -0400

YOU MADE ME!

Today

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 01:12:00 -0400

…I’m getting a poop tattoo.

American Apparel window destroyed in Toronto during G20 Summit...

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:24:19 -0400

American Apparel window destroyed in Toronto during G20 Summit madness.

just testing out the acoustics of the room.

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:26:03 -0400

just testing out the acoustics of the room.

ooops. And that’s why you’re not suppose to wear...

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:17:00 -0400

ooops. And that’s why you’re not suppose to wear white pants after labor day….or the day after you go into labor. Never know when one of those pesky bowel movements can ruin a perfect day.

In case my four followers were curious… the bananas and rice system worked. Only minor side...

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 10:20:28 -0400

In case my four followers were curious…

the bananas and rice system worked. Only minor side effects.

bananas and rice

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:16:10 -0400

I’ve started noticing a trend. On weekends I go away to an island or stay in a hostel that will have less than adequate/satisfactory bathroom faciliities, I eat a lot of bananas and rice and purposely constipate myself.

This isn’t healthy. I need to get over my discontent with deucing in public.

(via tumblrisforlulz) Well, at least they’re reminding you...

Fri, 07 May 2010 02:48:41 -0400

(via tumblrisforlulz)

Well, at least they’re reminding you of what’s going to happen 5 minutes after ingestion. Can’t say they didn’t warn you.

I’ll take a #2 combo please….get it? Quarter Pounder w/cheese or a quarter pound of defecate, you decide.

I wish someone sang to me while I pooped. That little turd...

Thu, 06 May 2010 06:54:54 -0400

I wish someone sang to me while I pooped. That little turd looked way to happy to meet his demise…Japanese plumbing is not as exciting as that little shit made it look.

Watch the to very end. It’s an unexpected ending.

Poop is not a taboo subject in South Korea…to the point...

Thu, 06 May 2010 06:44:47 -0400

Poop shaped pastries in Insadong, Seoul

packaging. refer to pictures on the top

Poop shaped pastry filled w/chocolate

Poop is not a taboo subject in South Korea…to the point that they’ll make pooped-shaped pastries. 1,000 won each and they’re deliciously sweet….and warm.

tumblrisforlulz:

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 02:43:07 -0400

tumblrisforlulz:

(via tumblrisforlulz) hahhah. remember that south park...

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 00:57:54 -0400

(via tumblrisforlulz)

hahhah. remember that south park episode?

Beware Korean Toilet Paper

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:30:50 -0400

Beware Korean Toilet Paper

Get it…cuz he’s brown. It’s not racist,...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:24:24 -0400

Get it…cuz he’s brown. It’s not racist, it’s funny. Poop is funny. Poop jokes are funnier….

funnier is a word, right?

In Korea, poop is not a taboo subject as it is in North America....

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:19:10 -0400

In Korea, poop is not a taboo subject as it is in North America. Many people in the United States and Canada will phrase things differently to avoid using the word poop, shit, diarrhea, etc. In Korea, people openly talk about bowel movements so I think Chan Ho Park was a little confused when he blamed his poor performance on his ‘water dung,’ which is what diarrhea is referred to as in South Korea.

Regardless, I couldn’t stop laughing.

You need more ruffage

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 21:48:00 -0400

Me: WOW IT GOT REALLY DARK OUT WHILE I WAS SHITTING
Natalie: ....
Natalie: yeah bc you take shits that are 15 minutes long.
Natalie: the sun doesnt have all fucking day
Natalie: to wait for you

I don’t think I could take a shit while wearing a jacket....

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:51:53 -0400

I don’t think I could take a shit while wearing a jacket. So constricting. I need full maneuverability.

Making poop fun since 2009.

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:08:36 -0400

Making poop fun since 2009.

fuckyeahsharks: Poop too.

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:40:19 -0400

fuckyeahsharks:

Poop too.